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Frequently Asked Questions
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Q. My broomstick stalled last week, and now all it does
is make a "sputter-sputter-glunk" sound whenever I try to ride it. Will it ever fly again?
A. You have faulty bristle alignment. To fix it, you could bring it to the shoemaker's elves, but you'd have to pay them in striped socks and jaunty hats. Your best bet is to purchase a vacuum cleaner. The flight is noisier, but the speed is worth it. And you know the problem of bugs-in-your-face when you fly on your broom? Just point the vacuum cleaner nozzle in front of you and no more flies up your nose.
Q. I work in Manhattan, but the troll family under the Brooklyn Bridge keeps interrupting my commute. How can I get to work on time?
A. You need E-Z Pass Deluxe. Just stick the transmitter in your window, and when you pass the trolls, your car hood will pop open and a goat will leap out. After the goat bashes the troll off the bridge, he'll return to your car. It is recommended that you do not attempt to drive while the hood is up.
Q. I live in Georgia, but the prince of my dreams lives in Alabama. Do I need to be home by midnight Eastern time or midnight Central time?
A. In point of fact, fairy godmother time-restrictions depend on the current time of the fairy godmother. So if your godmother decides to jaunt to Japan mid-ball, then hello pumpkin and rags and good-bye free hors d'oeuvres.
If you have a question, please email me at sarah@sarahbethdurst.com